( SpongeBob shrieks )
( panting )
Patrick, look, I got my... ( gasps )
( laughs )
I'm sorry, Patrick.
lt's just, for a second I thought...
Hey, you got the same reef-blower as me!
( whirs loudly )
Tag, you're it!
( laughs )
( loud whirring, both laughing )
( laughs )
( whirring )
( laughs )
( whirring )
Patrick...
you made my house sparkly clean!
Sure did!
We haven't improved Squidward's day yet.
Let's do his house!
( whirring )
( creaking )
( laughs )
My turn!
( whirring )
What's going on out here?!
We're playing with our new reef-blowers.
Playing with a reef-blower?
That is the most childish thing l've ever heard of!
But it's fun!
Fun? How could playing
with one of those oversized hair dryers possibly be fun?
PATRICK: Like this.
( whirring )
( grunting )
Chafed!
All right, that's...
( whirring )
Let's do your house, Patrick.
Yeah!
Huh?
( panting, sizzling )
SPONGEBOB: Squidward, you're steaming!
You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
Put my windows back!
No problem, Squidward.
We're on your side.
( whirring )
Any second now...
SpongeBob...
this is the final straw.
I am going to move so far away
that I will be able to brag about it.
I would... ( clunk )
I would rather tear out my brain stem
carry it into the middle
of the nearest four-way intersection
and skip rope with it
than go on living where I do now.
Hi there.
Is this the final straw?
Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it?
Would you rather tear out your brain stem
walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way...
Four-way...
Four-way intersection
and skip rope with it
than continue living where you do now?
Then move to... ( static )
I hate this channel.
No, no!
...Tentacle Acres.
Where happiness is just a suction cup away.
( pop )
Hello?
Yes, can I help you?
I'm here about the happiness.
I'll be moving in now.
Are you alone?
No... I mean, yes, there's nobody with me, yes.
Peace and quiet.
Are you now or have you ever been a sponge?
No.
What about a...
No, no starfish.
Just a regular, normal, peace-loving...
( loud rumbling )
( doors creaking )
( kids laughing )
Heaven at last...
BOTH: Ohh!
I've seen more alert people
in a retirement home!
Oh, which way to the Living Without a Brain seminar?
Don't be late!
I've heard better comebacks
from a turkey sandwich!
Get a life!
This place is better than I expected!
302... 303... and 304.
Beautiful!
And not a pineapple in sight.
Good night, Clary.
Tomorrow we begin life anew.
( phone ringing )
304 New Life Street, Squidward speaking.
( SpongeBob babbling )
There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob!
I am finally among my own kind.
( SpongeBob babbling )
Now good-bye!
( babbling )
( rooster crows )
( inhales deeply )
Ahh...
I think I'll take my bike today.
( creaking... )
I'm my own man.
( clunk )
Now, these neighbors know how to live.
Intensive...!
Hmm... I bet they won't have...
( gasps ) Wow! They have it!
Canned bread!
This town is great!
l would really be impressed if it had...
an interpretive dance academy!
( music playing )
Yeah... it's even better in a group!
This town is perfect!
( clarinets playing )
A clarinet trio?!
( all playing... )
( rooster crows )
( inhales deeply )
Ahh... another great day!
Oh, look.
Everybody's on their bike today.
It just gets better and better.
All together.
( all playing )
l sort of... don't feel like playing my clarinet today.
Yup, this is great.
They might as well rename this town Squidward's Paradise.
Or perhaps... Too Much Paradise.
( whirring )
SpongeBob?
Feh...
( whirring )
( laughs )
( whistling )
Oops.
( whirring )
Ohh!
( grunting )
( grunts )
( chuckles )
( clears throat )
Leaves.
Just getting the leaves.
( whirring )
( chuckles )
( whirring )
( laughing )
( whirring )
( laughs )
( whirring )
Oof!
( laughs )
Could you pipe down over there, Iron Lung?
( both laugh )
( whirring )
( laughs )
Looks like when it comes to having fun
you don't have a leg to stand on.
( laughing )
Hey, that's not funny!
Yeah!
What's going on over here?
It's that guy.
He's playing with a reef-blower.
Playing? With a reef-blower?
That's the most childish thing l've ever heard of.
But it's fun.
( laughs )
How could you possibly have fun
with one of those oversized hair dryers?
Like this!
( whirring )
( clarinet tooting )
Ahh! Give it back! Please!
( whirring )
( laughing )
Tag, you're it!
( whirring )
Whoa...!
( laughing )
What can I get you boys?
( whirring... )
( laughing... )
What are you looking at?
Those.
SPONGEBOB: Here it is, Patrick.
Now we've just got to convince Squidward to come back home.
You got our apology cake?
We're ready!
Yay!
Hello, can I help you?
Can I get a large number one, extra size?
But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins.
l love... fried oyster skins.
We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here.
He's not leaving, Orville.
You got your nightstick ready?
( sniffs )
Fried oyster skins?! Oh...
( buzz )
( doors creak )
I guess we got to order inside.
( yelling )
( laughing )
( whirring )
( laughing )
( crowd yelling )
( laughing )
Hey! That looked like Squidward!
( yelling )
That looked like Squidward also
in angry mob form.
Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!
Stay back! I got gardening tools!
Here, just read this!
What is it?
A well thought-out and organized list of complaints.
( crowd yelling )
Patrick, look, it's Squidward!
Squidward! We finally found you!
Get off me!
I'm not Squidward.
Are you Squidward now?
Grievances?!
This town is a grievance!
There should be a law
against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place!
This city needs to be destroyed!
Or at least painted a different color.
F.Y.I., you don't have to live here, you know.
Hey, you're right!
And I'm leaving A.S.A.P.
Are you Squidward?
No.
Are you Squidward?
No.
Are you Squidward?
That's okay, take your time.
Any one of these Squidwards
could be the real Squidward, Patrick.
( boom )
( whooshing )
Whoa-ho, freedom!
Whoo-hoo!
( Squidward laughing )
Well, we know one thing...
It sure isn't that guy.
Whoo-hoo-ee!